A fun new game
We have a Fulbright-Berlin listserve, and I received an email the other day that I wanted to share with you:
Hey Name,
whats up? is ben harper coming to berlin? if so, where is this at? id be interested.
thanks,
firstname surname
fulbright english teaching assistant, berlin 0ยด6-07
Now let's play "Count the Grammatical Errors."
Including capitalization and punctuation, I count a whopping 18 errors. (In my generosity, I didn't count his failure to capitalize his own name as a mistake; I also assumed the misplaced apostrophe in "0'6-07" was a typo and counted only one error, since it should be '06-'07, as I'm sure you all knew.) Eighteen errors in 28 words! That's a "Fehler-Quotient" of 64! That's really bad!
Let's step back and think about this for a minute. If you look at the competition statistics you will see that there were more than 200 applications for the 80 TAships to Germany. If the author of the
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I actually didn't respond because there was no need. It was sent to our listserve, in response to another Fulbrighter's email. I repressed the nasty urge to write back and say, "You're an English teacher?" and instead achieved catharsis by blogging about it.
10:25 AM
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