Maureen's Top Three
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present, for your viewing pleasure, my own personal list of the Top Three Things You Would Never Want to Buy from a Vending Machine:
Number Three:
Literature!
I wonder what genius at the publishing house came up with this brilliant marketing plan. Granted, Germans are the Volk der Dichter und Denker, but I still think they’re unlikely to buy a book from a vending machine, even if they’re desperate.
Number Two:
French Fries!
Ready in forty-five seconds and 40% less fat! (Although it begs the question, forty percent less fat than what?)
And, finally, the Number One Thing You Would Never Want to Buy from a Vending Machine:
Hot Dogs!
Can anyone say, “Eww?”
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