My madcap adventures in Germany during my year as a Fulbright Scholar.

27 June 2007

Finally, a not completely asinine meme!

I swear I have about a half a dozen interesting, thoughtful posts simmering in the back of my mind. Unfortunately none of them are writing themselves, so I present to you instead a meme.

Apparently this is a list of the "top 100 books as voted by the public," whoever "the public" may be. The books I have read are in bold, books I've never heard of are in italics, and my comments are in brackets.

Enjoy!

1. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown)
2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee)
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell)
5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien)
6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)
7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien)
8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery)
9. Outlander (Diana Gabaldon)
10. A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry)
11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling)
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown)
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling)
14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving)
15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
16. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Rowling)
17. Fall on Your Knees(Ann-Marie MacDonald)
18. The Stand (Stephen King) [I've not read it, but I have seen three of the four segments on tape. Clearly, I wasn't that impressed, or I would not have stopped six hours in.]
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Rowling)
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)
21. The Hobbit (Tolkien) [I hated it, and I wasn't a huge fan of the LotR trilogy, either. All of you Tolkien groupies about to object to my dislike can kiss my ass; Tolkien needed a damn editor.]
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) [I highlighted part of it because I have only read part of it. I got a few chapters in and had to stop. I can only count on one hand the number of books I've started and not finished, so this should be interpreted as a sign of how truly awful I found the book.]
24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)
28. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis)
29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck)
30. Tuesdays with Morrie (Mitch Albom)
31. Dune (Frank Herbert)
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks)
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand) [I love Ayn Rand. As someone more witty than I once said on television, "She may be a political nut, but nobody can write a forty-page monologue like Ayn Rand."]
34. 1984 (Orwell) [Shockingly, I haven't read it. I don't plan to, though, since I need to have something to name during games of Humiliation.
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley) [Loved it and had a minor freak out when I met Jamie George, a good friend of Bradley's and the man who spread her ashes at Glastonbury Tor in England.]
36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
37. The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay)
38. I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb)
39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho) [I read one chapter of Veronika Decides to Die but had to put it down because I felt extreme loathing towards the author. Not the book, the author. That hasn't happened either before or since. Perhaps I was being unfair to Coelho and mistook his insufferably pompous narrator for him as a person, but, regardless, I have a message for him: Unless you are Kurt Vonnegut, you are never allowed to write yourself into your book. Period.]
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel)
42. Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom) [That man needs to stop writing schlock.]
45. The Bible
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy)
47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas)
48. Angela's Ashes (Frank McCourt)
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)
50. She's Come Undone (Wally Lamb)
51. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens) [Does listening to an audio recording count as reading? I think it does.]
53. Ender's Game (Orson Scott Card)
54. Great Expectations (Dickens)
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
56. The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence)
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling)
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough) [That's a book?]
59. The Handmaid's Tale (Margaret Atwood)
60. The Time Traveller's Wife (Audrew Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky) [I have read The Posessed.]
62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
63. War and Peace (Tolsoy) [Someday.]
64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice)
65. Fifth Business (Robertson Davies)
66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez) [I know I've read it, but I have absolutely no recollection of it.]
67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
69. Les Miserables (Hugo)
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
71. Bridget Jones' Diary (Fielding)
72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez) [I don't think I've read it. I've only read one Marquez, and I think it was the 100 Years. I intended to read them both and even checked them out of the library at the same time, but apparently I didn't find it worth it to read the second.]
73. Shogun (James Clavell)
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje)
75. The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett)
76. Tigana (Guy Gavriel Kay)
77. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith)
78. The World According To Garp (John Irving)
79. The Diviners (Margaret Laurence)
80. Charlotte's Web (E.B. White)
81. Not Wanted On The Voyage (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck)
83. Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier)
84. Wizard's First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen)
86. Watership Down (Richard Adams)
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
88. The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields)
89. Blindness (Jose Saramago)
90. Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer) [Well, I've heard of Jeffrey Archer, just not this book.]
91. In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (Golding)
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum)
96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton)
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch) [I think Oprah has pretty good taste in books. Sue me.]
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford)
99. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield)
100. Ulysses (James Joyce)

I think it totals up to 40-something, which I think is pretty respectable, given the list is biased in favor of new literature. And full of crap. I try not to read crap.

I realize my reading tastes don't match those of the general public, so I was not surprised to see there was no Fanny Burney, Willa Cather, Salman Rushdie, Günter Grass, David Lodge, Nick Hornby, Glen Duncan, Heinrich Heine, Virginia Woolf or the other books by C. Brontë and Austen. But what about Shakespeare? Edith Wharton? Jack Kerouac? Mary Shelley? Bram Stoker? Mark Twain? Toni Morrison? Kurt Vonnegut? How did Slaughterhouse Five, Beloved, Huck Finn, Dracula, Frankenstein On the Road, The House of Mirth and frickin' Hamlet not make it on that list?

41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I read your entire post, I was thinking that the lack of Huckleberry Finn itself is enough to make this list totally bogus. I'm glad you mentioned it, as well as the others, all of which I agree with.
I've read a lot fewer than you, altho I have read # 12 Angels and Demons(we've got it in prison) as well as #31 Dune, and #53 Ender's Game.
Your Mom has read #41 Clan of the Cave Bear, #73 Shogun, and #93 The Good Earth.
I would like to make a comment on the science fiction choices, basically not understanding how any list that includes Ender's Game can include no Robt. Heinlein or Philip K. Dick, and frankly about a dozen others.(AC Clarke, Asimov to name two)
I never knew you read A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, the only book I know to feature a press clipping bureau. Have we discussed this?
I'm guessing drama, plays were not included, explaining the lack of Shakespeare, but, as you say, there's no excuse for Cather, Vonnegut, Twain, and others being excluded.
Dad

12:20 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I have a few that you've not read that you'd like. I love A Prayer for Owen Meany and Garp.....

1:34 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great post. Going thru the list I have vivid memories of where and when I read some of these. Like "Dad" I pretty much thought that any survey that has Angels and Demons at 12 has to be bogus. Books I liked that you haven't read include Poisonwood Bible, Pillars of the Earth,Love in the Time of Cholera, Secret Life of Bees, The Life of Pi. I read The Little Prince in high school in the original French, well maybe Mr. Crutcher read most of it to us. I own it and have always loved it. I have recently reread 1984 and the Margaret Atwood book because they seem so apprpriate to the times. I have also been rereading Vonnegut. Maybe I should try a few of these that I haven't read. Pam

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